(Without even trying!)
Are you tired of trying your best at work only to be outdone by the "other guy"? Have you been consistently passed over for promotions? Do you know you're worth more than what you're being paid and need help proving it?
If you answered a resounding 'YES!' to any of the above questions, then we at BiznessJunk™ can help you break out of the work slump you're in and rise to the top! The products and services we offer can help you succeed! Let us take just a moment to demonstrate.
Are you ready to rise to the challenge of an office golf match? No? Well, let us here at BiznessJunk™ whip your putting skillz into shape with the:
Do you suffer from incontinence? Well, fear office accidents no more! With our patented Potty Brief 8000® you can discreetly make your escape into a nearby supply closet and 'take care of business'. We also offer the added protection of our moisture guard undies that send a signal like the ring of a cell phone to your 'briefcase' (at the first sign of leakage) so the call of nature looks like an important business call!
All of us here at BiznessJunk™ thank you for your time and hope you order soon!